unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

honestly if i dont text you back its not because i dont like you its just because i am the worst texter unless you stay on top of me all the time. i’ll look at a text to get rid of the notification and say i’ll reply later but i always forget its not my fault. my brain has been over capacity since 2006 

shouldnt:

We’ve officially reached that annoying time of year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday you die from a heatstroke.