imagine how easy life would be if you were pretty and rich
“The girl could look pretty with a plastic bag over her head.” -Daniel Radcliffe (on Emma Watson)
This is how I imagine Leonardo’s acceptance speech, when he finally wins an oscar
— Sigmund Freud (via kushandwizdom)
why are men always spitting all over the sidewalk? do men create more saliva than women and need to get rid of it? are they marking their territory? what’s going on?
They can’t swallow because that’s gay
Lemony Snicket, When Did You See Her Last? (via aestheticintrovert)